Urashima Taro
As Told by
Yukariko
Hey, Hayate!
We've been waiting for this! Yay!
Once upon a time,
there was a young man named Urashima Taro.
Urashima Taro
As Told by
Yukariko
Urashima Taro
As Told by
Yukariko
One day, as Urashima strolled the beach,
Oh! Melon bread!
he came upon some kids tormenting a turtle.
"Hey! Don't treat the turtle like that!"
He shouted from a spot far enough for them to run away.
"What'd you say?" responded the children.
"Shut up, old man."
"Let's get him!"
And the turtle chimed in, "Yeah! Let's get him!"
Urashima dashed over and beat the turtle with his fishing pole.
"Don't repay kindness with evil!"
Urashima's cries echoed up and down the shore.
And he lived happily ever after.
What an awful story.
What was the moral?
Was there one?
To be continued!
It continues?
Continues where?
And how?
Once upon a time, there was a very poor boy.
The boy had long since lost his parents, so he lived alone,
in a poor town, in a poor country.
The boy said, "I'm gonna make it big one day!"
He repeated this as he grew, until he became
a fine, fine robber.
The man said, "I wanna be admired as the best robber in the business."
There's always a weird community somewhere.
Near the man was a woman who reigned supreme over the robber business.
She said,
"I'm sure you'd command great respect if you stole the black camellia."
He took her at her word,
and started on a journey to find the black camellia.
At last, he narrowed down the location of the black camellia
to a castle deep in the middle of a forest.
The man snuck in immediately.
However, the castle guards immediately retaliated.
Then, as he was running for his life,
in the depths of the castle he found
the world's most beautiful princess.
Will you laugh for me?
When I was young, I had dreams as numberless as the stars,
and thought if I wished for something, it would be mine
But the things I wanted were high above me,
and no reaching for them was ever successful,
so I stopped looking up
But one day we met,
and I found something to rely on in your smile
Just by thinking of you in this world with me, I can find strength in life
I will hold the hand that reaches for me,
and even if I feel unhappy,
I will cope with it because it can be overcome
Will you laugh for me?
Mommy, why did you marry Daddy?
Well,
he was incredibly handsome!
My youthful mind thought that was the worst reason ever.
But Shin was a bit careless too.
Careless?
Right.
For example, he lost his wedding ring.
Oh. So, so...
Is that expensive?
Super expensive.
Really? How much was it? How much?
It's been a while
since I dreamed of my mother.
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Typhoon #12
Now for the weather forecast.
A massive low pressure system
is approaching Japan from the south.
According to the Japan Meteorological Agency,
Good morning.
Huh? What's going on here, Milady?
an unusual tropical cyclone has developed...
You're up so early!
It is now 12:00 PM.
It's time for the news at noon.
It's kinda insulting to suggest that noon's early for me.
Then make it a habit to wake up earlier.
Oh, whatever.
Get me an iced café au lait.
Sure. Just a moment.
It's already the second half of Silver Week. Are you sure it's okay?
What is?
America.
Don't you need to go and
collect your deceased father's things?
Does it really matter?
I have no interest in my father.
Oh. We received photos of your father's belongings.
Huh? What's this?
Looking at these is pointless.
I can't tell if it's my father's stuff or not.
That's true.
I mean, why now?
That's right. Maria had said...
The officers in Las Vegas who sent us
these photos told me something chilling.
There's a reason why her father's
belongings went missing for 13 years.
Why?
All the police personnel and estate appraisers involved
have died in unfortunate accidents.
So the Las Vegas police department moved the stuff
to a highly secure location where nobody could touch it.
That's how things were left.
Oh, I see.
I definitely don't wanna go now.
Right?
Let's forget about it.
If I don't go, they'll get rid of his belongings.
I'd rather spend my break having fun with you, Hayate!
I'm sorry, I have to go shopping...
Why? Why do you have to go shopping now?
So we can make your dinner, Milady.
Thanks. Thanks a lot, but—
I'm off, then.
You're really leaving?
You could just wait for me at the mansion, you know.
Hmph. What I do is my choice.
So, what are you getting?
Games? Anime Blu-rays?
Hanamura Meats
I'm not buying either of those.
Hanamura Meats
Whoa! This is...
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Hayate! Get me this!
What? Maria will get mad if we buy something like that.
It's all right.
Fish sausages are good for you.
There's tons of calcium in them!
Oh, all right. We'll get the fish sausages.
Okay.
Excuse me.
I'll take three homemade fish sausages.
Thanks!
You idiot!
Why are you buying the normal fish sausages?!
You said they were good for you.
With tons of calcium.
Yes, but those ones don't come with a prize!
So that's what you wanted.
Whatever! You're an idiot, Hayate!
I'm gonna hang out with Chiharu and the rest in the apartment.
So go buy some green peppers or carrots or whatever
and make beef stroganoff or something!
Okay, so I don't know the way. Take me to the apartment!
Take me!
Okay, okay.
I'll come pick you up later.
Hey, Chiharu! Kayura!
That's funny. No one's here?
Chiharu Harukaze
From:
We arrived in Las Vegas!
Ruka's concert
Oh.
I forgot.
Shoot.
I have to go shopping.
Man, I really screwed up.
So that means no one is home.
I'm not scared just because I'm all alone.
What? Why?
Why do old houses make weird noises?
I-If I stay here by myself, I'll definitely die of a curse or something.
Sis?
Tsugumi?
What happened? Why were you screaming?
I-I didn't scream!
Are you by yourself?
Yes. Even Nishizawa had something to do.
Now, why are you... Oh!
Did you come to see me?
No, no. Why would I come to see you?
Why do you say stuff like that?
I'm your cute little sister!
I've never once thought of you as my little sister!
If you're the only one here, I'm going home.
W-Wait!
Look at that rain, Nagi!
I don't think you should go home.
Oh, okay.
You can tell me about yourself until the rain stops.
Huh?
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We're going on a trip during Silver Week
in order to uncover an ancient mystery.
Ancient mystery?
To America
Easter Island
Territory of Chile
Pacific Ocean
South America
Chile
We're going to Easter Island in America to look at Stonehenge.
What? Don't you...
I'm going to interject here.
Don't you mean the Moai statues?
What are you talking about, Hayata?
The Moai statues are in Shibuya!
What?
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PART
How can we go see Ruka's concert in Las Vegas for free?
I have no idea, besides maybe taking an airplane.
Nagi, you always solve everything with money.
But there are problems money can't solve.
It sure solves your problems.
The robber had just met
the world's most beautiful princess inside the castle.
After a moment of admiration, he said,
"I know! I'll take this beautiful princess as my hostage,
grab the black camellia, and escape."
"Hey, wench!
Keep quiet if you don't wanna get hurt!"
But the robber quieted after seeing
the princess' .44 Magnum.
God is cruel.
Huh?
I don't have very long to live.
Oh.
But I do want to fall in love.
So I've been hoping to meet
the man of my dreams before I die.
But it's taking so long for him to appear!
So I've been praying to the stars, "Do something about this already!"
And here you are.
You're not the kind of man I was imagining.,
but I doubt the man of my dreams is coming, so...
You can be that man.
But we don't know anything about each other,
so you need to become my butler.
Why should I become your butler?
I will! I will be your butler!
And that's how the two met.
Hey, Tsugumi...
Tell me what your objective is.
M-My objective?
Your reason for getting close to me.
I-I don't have one!
It's out of love, sis! Just love!
You can cut that out already.
I know you're not a bad guy.
If you're honest with me,
maybe I can help you fulfill your wish.
Really?
Go on. Tell me, okay?
N-No! You're not tricking me.
You're easy enough to fool, you idiot.
Hmph. Okay, whatever.
What's that?
This? It's a fish...
It's foie gras, one of the world's top three delicacies.
I've heard about it!
It's what rich people eat, right?
So that's foie gras.
How sad.
If you'd just told me the truth,
your big sister would've
given you the rest of the foie gras.
What?
So delicious. It's so delicious.
Foie gras is so delicious. I'll just eat it all!
I could go for another.
It's really good
Stop it!
I feel bad for you, little sister.
B-Black camellia.
Huh?
I might be looking for
the Sanzenin household's treasure,
the black camellia.
Oh... I-I just meant I had a dream about something like that.
I-I don't have any proof that it really exists.
Just eat it!
Does the black camellia even exist?
I've never heard about it.
Surely you have!
Eat first, then talk!
The black camellia really exists.
Okay. Wait.
Old Geezer
Hey, old geezer.
Do you know about our family's treasure, the black camellia?
It was stolen 13 years ago, and it's been missing ever since.
So there you have it.
Why? Why wasn't it carefully preserved?
And all the rooms are a mess!
Of course I couldn't find it!
There's nothing I can do about it!
Oh, hello?
Do we have any idea who stole our treasure?
I have nothing to tell my stupid granddaughter.
Oh, damn!
I broke my smart phone again!
I just bought it at the end of last month!
What'll I do?
Don't ask me!
This is exactly why you could lose a family treasure so easily!
What was that?
Nagi, you—
Watch out for Molesters
It's really coming down hard.
Are we gonna be all right?
Don't you think we should close the storm shutters?
I don't know how.
Sis!
Huh?
The roof is leaking!
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?
Don't ask me "wh-wh-wh-what" to do!
We have no choice but to call Hayate.
Huh? My smart phone's gone!
Of course it is! You just broke it, remember?
We're doomed!
Oh, for crying out loud. I'll handle this!
I'll help!
I'm fine here.
Go check where the roof was leaking.
And all the other rooms.
If they flood, we'll really be in trouble.
O-Okay!
Sis!
Are you all right, Tsugumi?
Tsugumi.
I'm totally fine. But you need to stop spacing out!
Be careful.
Sorry.
Let's take care of the leaks. Quickly!
Everyone's precious fanfiction is here.
R-Right...
Be strong, Sis!
Yeah! Hang in there, Tsugumi!
A-Are you all right?
About as all right as we look.
I was worried because your cell phone wasn't working.
It was a close one.
I'm glad you're okay.
Hey, Tsugumi.
What? I'm really tired.
Why did you save me?
What?
We don't have the black camellia anymore.
So there's no reason to pretend you're my sister,
or to try to make me like you anymore.
D-Does it matter?
I don't need a reason to help someone.
Seriously, it's hard to have such a troublesome big sister!
Oh, I see.
Yes, this is Ayasaki.
It's me. Let me talk to Nagi.
Grandfather?
What is it?
Regarding our earlier discussion...
The family's treasure, the black camellia.
The man who betrayed Yukariko
and stole it 13 years ago.
It was your father, Shin Hayek.
I suffer from the dry and barren heart in my own chest
Whatever happens is mere whim
You live in the moment, blissfully,
and far too full of joy and freedom
With every second my sins, though pure, amass
Penetrate me, and force me if you must
I will smile like an angel,
sweeter than ever before,
and try to ensnare you with my love
Soon I shall repent the dawn of my sinful love
I'll let purity guide me,
and with my holy soul
I want to embrace you
"Do you think you've won, Urashima?"
Urashima answered, "Wh-Who goes there?"
"The turtle you just defeated was
the weakest of the Four Heavenly Turtle Kings.
What a disgrace that he lost to you."
The turtles had him surrounded, three on one!
Careful, Urashima! Urashima's in danger!
Suddenly, a loud voice came from the ocean.
Thud!
"Sir Urashima!
I, Otohime, am coming to help you!"
Said Otohime as she scrambled across rough waters to save Urashima.
Thud!
Upon seeing her, everyone ran for their lives.
I'd like to say "they lived happily ever after,"
but it's to be continued!
Oh.
I saw that coming.
Yeah.